Explain something to me...

Please explain how one little person adds so much additional laundry, I can't keep up. The piles are huge! Wouldn't you agree that in the winter laundry is harder for some reason. Is it because the clothing is bulky and thicker? Is it because you layer more? Or is it as simple as the dryer isn't as efficient because it has to heat the air? I just have no idea. I know, I know, I have said before that I don't really care for laundry but... Sheeeeeesh!

Also, please explain why it is that my little guy needs my attention while I am using the restroom. I don't need an audience even though Munchie is in there with me. (I promise it is for her safety.) I also don't need the questions or comments that arise from that little guy.

-"Mom are you going potty?"
-"Mom what kind of potty ya going?"
-"Mom ya poop'in?"
-"Sheesh mommy you smell bad?"
-"Mom you gonna use all that paper?"
-"Can I see mom?" (always..... No, Get the heck outa here now!)
-"Good job mommy?"
-"Your tummies a little chubby chub, aren't cha mommy?"
-"Mom, you done yet I gotta go potty too!"

Then if someone could just clarify one thing for me, Remember how we used to love to get out and do a few things that are fun... Why is it that when I strap the baby into her car seat she begins to scream. Actually all I have to do is place her in there like she is going to be strapped in and she begins to scream... I just don't get it...

Mommy of three is a little challenging for me... I think it is a learning curve but so far my game has been a little......lacking.... I promise to step it up.... Loving it all but not winning the game even close right now.