Sock Fuzz Obsession

Without naming names.
Someone has a sock fuzz/toe jam obsession. This all started shortly after Christmas. See, we all received brand new socks. Without thinking I let them wear these socks without washing them first. (does anyone out there wash their brand new socks before wearing? I don't!) Someone took off his boots for the first time and discovered the fuzz balls that had collected between his toes. NOW he is always taking off his shoes and socks to see if anything had a chance to grow. He did it in church and I wondered why he was so quiet. He had is socks and shoes sprawled all over under the pew. He also likes to see if anyone else has sock fuzz and his cold little fingers will pick it out for you. Apparently this also occurs in belly buttons in males with tummy hair. Totally something to look forward to. Munchie gets neck cheese and arm pit cheese. This is when she spits up and it collects in the chubbers under chin.. It sort of stays there until it is washed. It smells terrible. I try and clean these areas on both my little children often. We can't have neck cheese and toe jam, it doesn't seem very sanitary.