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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Alright stop already

Poor little baby boy. So full of energy and curiosity and life. Asher climbs on everything and runs instead of walk. He wants to be outside in the middle of the road and up on rocks and eating dirt. He also wants to be up in my business while I cook, clean, or really anything. Yesterday he followed me into my closet, I was kneeling to put away some clothes I had just folded, he tripped on my feet, we have a stack of cabinets with open fronts that is our shoe rack. Asher's head made contact with the lowest shelf and I knew it wasn't going to be good. He perfectly sliced open his head. While tape or steri strips probably would have worked in an older kid, Asher is so likely to pick and touch his wound, plus also he falls again and again and who knows if they could withstand more trama we went with stitches. 
Poor little guy. 
It actually doesn't look too bad in the photos. 

Today we had to change the bandage. That is NOT very fun. 

Because his little mouth was open yesterday from all the crying, I counted four new teeth about to rupture. We are going to need a lot of cool drinks and maybe some Tylenol.. 



Mom fail/mom win

I can't believe that I last some days!!! 
I woke up this morning ready to win the day. I got kids out the door to school on time, bellies full of breakfast, lunches and homework in backpacks with my kindergartener in appropriate pink and purple for color day. Once they were off, I cleaned out and organized my bathroom drawers, got the two littles dressed and ready, me showered/ready, started a load of laundry, got the dishes loaded, beds made and began cleaning out my sock/unders drawer. Then I took May to preschool orientation...

She is beyond ecstatic!!! Cannot believe we just have a few more sleeps till the real deal, not just the teaser. 
Took some bike gloves of Jeff's to a friend for mending.
Ran to the RX for Alex's meds.
Then ran back to the school to pick up my kindergartener.. 
Made it home to do my friends hair and this is when everything fell apart... 

Ryleigh has a Beta fish named....(I actually don't know it's name) in her room. Asher has pulled the full tank, fish and all, onto the floor once and dumped the entire contents of three jars of food into it last week. Thank goodness Beta are generally very tough fish. We realized that because it's low enough to reach, we obviously need to find a better location, or get a lock for Ry's door. Yesterday, at Home Depot we found a child lock we hoped would work. We have levers instead of knobs, which is why my tricky 15 month old baby boy can get into her room. 
Why yes, Asher can open all the doors inside our house. Who's dumb idea was levers? Well, it was mine, they are esthetically pleasing after all. We didn't have children when we built our home. How was I supposed to know this bit of critical information?
The child lock did not fit.
We did move the fish tank back to Ry's room last night because we assumed it would be safe until we could get another child lock that did fit today. 
Ashy is happy to play in the playroom downstairs while we are working away. He must have noticed we moved the tank, because he once again pushed the tank off of the little table. The older kids come running to the salon to tell me. I grab towels and a little cup of water and run down stairs.. At first I can't even see the fish.. I am pretty sure it's a goner. I notice it, but stand there like an idiot because I don't know if I should pick it up with my bare hands or try and scoop the little sucker into my cup of water. I ended up doing a combo of both when the fish starts to freak out when I touch it. 
The fish is saved for now.
 It might not be able to handle one more episode like this folks. Mom fail!! 

Now that I have rescued the fish, cleaned up the water mess and the kids are playing sweetly together again. I go back to doing my friends hair. 

I kid you not, ten minutes later we have another crisis as May comes in telling me Ashy now has a stick. I have no clue what she is talking about.. Asher strolls into the Salon with two mouse glue beds stuck to him. (For crying out loud, I hate that we even have to have glue beds. Eeeewwww, I can't stand mice) One is stuck to his front the other is stuck to his hand. Should I cry or laugh??? I grab my phone to document, otherwise I am pretty sure you would think I was making this up. I tried wax remover, Medical detachal, and baby oil. It was a sticky mess.. Mom fail. 


As soon as the kids made it home from school,  we ran to the store for a baby gate and some new fish food. We might be in the market for a new fish. 

Ryleigh did head off to her very last Activity days activity. Tomorrow, she goes to her first YW activity. WHAT??? Crazy right? And she has her first student council meeting. Then her twelfth birthday on Thursday.. 

One other crazy thing happened.. I started going over spelling words with Gator tonight. Eden was working on her letters. I told Gator that his spelling words looked tricky this week and we might need to work extra hard. He said he thinks he could manage and to fire one at him, so he could be the judge of the difficulty. I read through the words and decided to go with the word yellow. Well Alex begins Y-O-L.. I stop him and say try again, this time I emphasize yell in yellow.. He try's again. Y-E-L-O. Clearly frustrated at her brother Eden spells yellow, Y-E-L-L-O-W.. Then sings the little yellow song and blows us both away. She is paying attention in school. Watch out Mrs. Mac, she is going to rule kindergarten. After that Gator only missed two other words. Go Gator!! 

I just barely made it through the day today.. 

Important lesson:
#1. stay-at-home-working-moms are super busy and need to wait until their short people are sleeping before taking on a client. I cannot believe people think we lay around and eat Bon bons, hopefully that myth is dispelled by now. 
#2. Move the fish
#3. We all survived which is really a mom win. 



Thursday, September 1, 2016

It starts

It starts with one, then everyone else takes a tumble.. 
Ash is also sporting a cheek/eye injury.. In a brawl with his toy box, the toy box won! 

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

For reals

This conversation actually happened. For REALS!!!! 
May comes running into the living room today, on this lovely Sunday afternoon, I am reading in the big chair.  
May- Mom, I just went into the bathroom and there is poos everywhere.. 
Mom- what? How did that happen?? 
May- I don't even know?
Mom- like you just went and now you need help?
May- No, it's on the floor mom

I cringe at the thought, but go to investigate..

Remember in Daddy Daycare when the little boy says "I missed" and then they go peek in the bathroom and the Phsyco music plays and the guy even looks up at the ceiling and wonders and is grossed out.. Yeah.. We totally had that at our house.. 

I wonder where exactly it all came from and how it could possibly be in the places it was.. 

Happy Sabbath everyone! 

Normal boy things..

Alex not feeling well always sends me into panic mode. So even when it's normal boy things, like falling off your bike, I can feel my heart start beating a little faster while I weigh all options and simultaneously try and soothe him. 
Lucky for me, Ry has had this exact same injury and I knew he would be alright. 
He was riding his bike without holding on and lost control... 
He is smart enough to wear a helmet, or maybe it's the fear of my wrath if he doesn't.. So his noggin was protected, his cheek took most of the beating and a little on his elbow. 
He went to the dentist today, that turned out to be kind of nice because Dr. Colton checked out his cheek to make sure he was okay. BONUS!!! No cavities and his permanent tooth was coming up and they were able to remove his spacer. 

And double bonus was his braces didn't cause too much damage in the accident.. They just chewed up the inside of his cheek a little. His lashes are still wet from the pain leaking out of them. 

Here is Ry's cheek injury.. 
She also fell off her bike. She too was wearing a helmet. 
Alex's seems like it pokes out more. Poor kids.. 






Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Some days we just go with it.

I just love our little piece of heaven. It's about as crazy over here, as the next guy. Maybe, just maybe, dare I say a bit more crazy.
Take for example: Gator 
He recently fit himself into his baby brothers shorts. Quite the event for a nine  year old boy to fit into 24 month size shorts. 
But here is the proof it's not impossible. 
His tiny bum fits in small clothes anyway. He, wearing 5t pants as his usual. So maybe I shouldn't be surprised by this. 
Back view

Or getting out so we aren't stir-crazy. A Sunday walk/scoot. Gator was the only smart one with a helmet. I need to get after the girls to remember theirs too.
And some crazy fun..



More crazy fun, this time at the Lehi fun center with some of our crazy sweet friends.. 









Then we ran around like craziness at the IHH heart walk/Potter run. I took a whole two photos because I was so busy trying to help at then license plate table. But we had a great time. 

Good thing for friends who take photos..
I just love these heart boys. They all have heart defects and have grown up together, fighting.. 
Here is a little crazy clean.. 

Last is the BIG crazy... 
Which I am:) 






















Monday, August 15, 2016

I blinked..

I just barely feel successful for getting a post up, then four weeks pass by.. 

Eden started Kindergarten. She loves it, she loves Mrs. Mac, she loves the rules, she has so many stories to tell me when she gets home. I stand there amazed that she loves school. I am giving all the credit to Miss Joey her preschool teacher, who prepares each of my kids so well and makes learning fun, when kinder rolls around they are so excited to be scholastically fed they are bursting.... Eden isn't the very very best at everything yet, but we are practicing at home and loving it is half the battle. I just tell her everyday that she is so lucky she gets to go and that I can't wait to hear all about it, I thought she might 'need' me more, but nope! 
Shout out to Bobbi for letting us borrow your sign.. 

We love when the Tour of Utah comes to town. This year it came almost to our front yard. We stood on Mountain View corridor and cheered on the circuit.. Then  Jeff and I volunteered at the Bountiful leg. We brought all the kids to help cheer and see how awesome it was. Next year we would love to see a finish line.. 



Eden powered smoothy maker

This guy just had a birthday!! 
Jeff has put in a ton of hours on his bike preparing and training... He even did Hotter Than Heck. A ride he doesn't love that much... But this year it was a pretty great ride, everything except the bugs. 

Mr. Smarty pants figured out how to unlatch the child gate at the top of the stairs.. Even with me rigging it closed with a rubber band and a carabiner he figured out how to pull the rubber band hard enough to bust it. So I spent nearly an entire day sitting on the stairs while he practiced going up and down a million and forty nine times. I didn't get much accomplished that day other then making sure he didn't tumble down the stairs.



Clearly, I need to let her style her hair more. 
Well sisters sort of think alike because a couple of days later Eden also did her own hair. 



The crazy doesn't stop there... Alex fit himself into a pair of Asher's shorts. We had to peel them off.. 

To top it all off, we tracked off..Hurray for summer part B..